Oops, it doesn't look like 'what the fuck please go away day' is a national day..

Other days

African Immigrant And Refugee Hiv And Hep Awareness Day

Martini Day

Tell A Fairytale Day

Fiancee Day

Ask Out Your Crush Day

Self Appreciation Day

Bow Tie Day

Brow Day

Embarrass Your Best Friend Day

Gum Day