Oops, it doesn't look like 'primary every damned day' is a national day..

Other days

lisp

Lisp Day
eat what you want

Eat What You Want Day
kale

Kale Day
stud

Stud Day
hoodie

Hoodie Day
carpenters

Carpenters Day
gum

Gum Day
unicorn

Unicorn Day
bow tie

Bow Tie Day
nail polish

Nail Polish Day