Oops, it doesn't look like 'guard shut shit down because people are idiots and the conspiracy crowd is gonna have a field day' is a national day..

Other days

Bow Tie Day

Kiss A Ginger Day

Kiss A Brunette Day

Donate Your Hair Day

Blanket Fort Day

Bounce Day

Embarrass Your Best Friend Day

Frozen Yogurt Day

Eat What You Want Day

Boyfriend Day