Oops, it doesn't look like 'guard shut shit down because people are idiots and the conspiracy crowd is gonna have a field day' is a national day..

Other days

Chocolate Milkshake Day

Law Day

Hannah Day

Unicorn Day

African Immigrant And Refugee Hiv And Hep Awareness Day

Donate Your Hair Day

Hiv Awareness Day

Kiss A Ginger Day

Embarrass Your Best Friend Day

Bounce Day