Oops, it doesn't look like 'guard shut shit down because people are idiots and the conspiracy crowd is gonna have a field day' is a national day..

Other days

Latina Equal Pay Day

Tell Ur Crush You Like Them Day

Ormille Day

Hannah Day

Stud Day

Nae Nae Day

Lost Sock Memorial Day

Chocolate Milkshake Day

Donate Your Hair Day

Cat Girl Day