Oops, it doesn't look like 'guard shut shit down because people are idiots and the conspiracy crowd is gonna have a field day' is a national day..

Other days

Latina Equal Pay Day

Tell Ur Crush You Like Them Day

Azonto Is Acceptable Day

Boba Day

Girl Friend Day

Youth Day

Ponytail Day

Kiss A Brunette Day

Lumpy Rug Day

Prescription Drug Take Back Day