Oops, it doesn't look like 'eat a pussy day' is a national day..

Other days

boba

Boba Day
bubble bath

Bubble Bath Day
cuddle up

Cuddle Up Day
kale

Kale Day
lost sock memorial

Lost Sock Memorial Day
fiancee

Fiancee Day
brow

Brow Day
lumpy rug

Lumpy Rug Day
self care

Self Care Day
ponytail

Ponytail Day